So many questions with this one. Why is he the new guy? New to where, to this comic? But he was in the last one. Who is to the left of the frame?  What was he meant to do with the envelope? Does it all matter? Probably, I don’t know.

Incidentally, I was digging into old Google Analytics today for kicks and was pleasantly surprised to learn that the 5th largest keyword search people use to get to Moonbeard is “I have no idea what I’m doing”,  and the 11th is “I have no idea what im doing”. This  is now my new catch phrase. I’ll crack it out when I screw up. The audience will chuckle slightly but we’ll overdub it in post with some raucous canned laughter. Inside I’ll be thinking “Christ Joey, I just completely ruined your audition” but I’ll go with it because the whole situation really needed closure. Uh. What were we talking about?

Hey would you all prefer it if I had a regular update schedule? Rather than this haphazard “I update weeklyish, but I’m not telling you what day” thing I currently have going on? I will interpret any silence as complete approval of my current approach to updates