Probably a contender for “Worst Comic on Moonbeard.com”. Wait never mind I just remembered this one. Also probably others. Maybe it works better as a haiku.

His eye was all wrong—

The other guy said something

And then Spluurgh glurrgh glaaaarggghh

Wow! Haiku improved nothing! Also spluurgh isn’t a word I ever want to use again. Glaaaarggghh I’m okay with. How y’all doing today