Welcome to the website, by the way. I don’t think I said that… I should have opened with that. Now it just seems like I’m welcoming you out of a sense of politeness or obligation. It isn’t like that. Honest.
I’ve made so very many promises of “making a website! New website coming real soon!” over the years. Anyway, I actually got round to it, and now will be updating it on a weekly basis. I mean it.